Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize