I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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