her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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