he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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