the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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