Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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