How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize