She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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