doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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