Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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