its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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