don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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