it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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