My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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