I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm at about main and main street
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
A+ Viking dick
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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