i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
did i just pee glitter
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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