Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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