cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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