is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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