I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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