This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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