I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I could fuck to npr.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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