I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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