just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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