chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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