white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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