He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
