If i come over, it means nothing
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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