do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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