omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just found a bag of teeth...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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