There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
