Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Randomize
