This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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