Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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