I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
