sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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