oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I understand Curling. That high.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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