My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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