He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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