Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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