Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Randomize
