that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
