Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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