Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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