That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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