After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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