My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I had to cum in my sink.
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