My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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