guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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