I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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