at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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