I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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