It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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