Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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