You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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