Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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